and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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no:

when will ariana grande’s quinceañera end

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condorn:

urnbreon:

condorn:

FUCK SPIDERS

RIGHT IN THEIR LITTLE SPIDER ASSHOLE

dude idk what ur into but I’m not gonna judge

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bringinglexiback:

sorry but children younger than her in the middle east get blown up by drones purely because of their proximity to suspected terrorists, i don’t really care about a dutch teenager getting arrested for sending a “joke” threatening tweet to an airline while claiming to be a member of al qaeda because she thought her obvious positions of privilege would protect her from any and all consequences

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romankyaryday:

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla

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